Toxic women

Id say thats a pretty accurate list, good luck finding the 1%ers. 

My fiance has 15 of those symptoms, and a few more like schizophrenia, addiction and MPD from being pimped by her schizo addict mom as a toddler, sending mom to prison. She talks in a lil girls voice, common for victims of pedophiles. 

Her current situation

She can pose-down in front a mirror 5 hours talking to herself nonstop, classic narcissism from child trauma. 

Her mom was my buddy, begging to go for a ride, but I let her down by doing what she asked

Her mom later died in a psychward, murdered by her uncle because i failed to call 911 when she told me not to. 

Her daddy blew his head off on fathers day, after she told him to hurry up and die of cancer so she could pee on his grave. 

Our 1st date was a deputy calling me to pick her up at 2am after another arrest, introduced by an exfiance who said "we should take care of each other or she will die", she later talked us through a suicide attempt who I met her soul

She called this week to sing me happy birthday, no gift, then got handcuffed and thrown into solitary confinement in prison, where i put her, idk what for this time but shes often naughty. In solitary the voices tell her to kill herself nonstop, unless we are a couple then the voices tell her she is beautiful and loved. 

She tatted my name on her hand this week, with a plastic spork, a paperclip needle, mascara ink, where 80% of inmates have HIV, thats sweet. 

Shes tried to murder me a few times, once in my sleep with a baseball bat then set me on fire. Another time she was screaming her rapists name while describing my impending murder in extreme detail. 

Her mugshot after another homicide attempt

Her mom called her demonpossessed, she calls it The Beast inside her while speaking in a commanding manly voice ive never heard before, she sees demons and satan in church. 

Pretty much essential for any date

I had to learn how to do exorcisms, read pro therapy books and lawyer books, selfdefense books, currently reading Miss America By Day who was raped by her rich pedo dad since age 5 with amnesia from MPD DID. 

A dozen suicide attempts, "blue and dead" 1 ER dr wrote. 

The convicted murderer who did this is now dead, and I helped, 1 of 4 dead dealers this year, with police help

Shes spent 9 Christmasses in a cage. 

There are worse things I wont bore you with here. 

Shes a lota J, right before she nailed my head with a cantelope

Other than that, shes literally the nicest, sweetest most polite woman anyone ever met, besties n roomies off n on for 7 years, disaster always ensues. She looks cute wearing handcuffs and legirons, getting another 10 days jail for saying she loves me.

7 years of bestie hell

Dates are often hugs n kisses until the prison guards yell to break us up, then covidscam banned all visits. 

And shes smokin hot, prettiest girl in prison, looks 15 at 30, bestest massages when she rarely feels in the mood, so I can overlook everything else, because im a dude. 

She tried to murder me in that bed

If she runs off or dies, I gota remember to quit dating Girls Gone Wild pornstars, at least they finally quit selling her dvds this year as she smashes through The Wall at WOT. 

Wingmans list is not a joke, you have been warned. Good luck, youre gona need it, all women are craycray!