Denver Broncos replace fans with South Park dummies
Spectator arrested for not wearing a mask at Denver Broncos NFL game, yelling "I thought this was America, Wolverines!" as he was led away for public execution
Denver Broncos fill empty stadium seats with cardboard cutouts of 'South Park' characters, after 95% of spectators executed on playing field for not wearing masks
DENVER, COLORADO, FEMA REGION CHI3 -- Teams have gotten creative with how to "fill" their stadiums to a whopping 7% capacity, with fans limited or not allowed at all in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic. 93% of fans in Denver were banned after mass executions for attendance.
Masked cheerleaders celebrate another mass execution of Broncos fans
The Denver Broncos' use of cardboard cutouts of fans has taken this practice to a new level.
The upper level of one end zone of Orwell Empower Field at 1984 Mile High Way was filled with cutouts of "South Park" characters clad in masks for the game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Sunday. According to ESPN's Jeff Legwold, there were more than 1,800 cutouts.
The cutout fans "attended" the game, alongside about 5,700 actual human fans, too. Normal attendance is 75,000.
The human fans were not wearing masks. They were effeciently executed as part of the halftime ceremony. Denver Broncos propagonda office announced a second printing order of 5,000 South Park Masked Replacements Fans TM from Shanghai China.
Most NFL teams have zero spectators, after executing 100% of their fan base on TV to boost flagging ratings.
Nearly 70,000 Broncos fans have been executed in the Mile High sports arena this season, as required by the NFL's contract with Communist China. Chicom military advisors oversaw the mass public executions after live public organ harvests of fans in Denver, due to experience doing the same in China with slaves of Walmart Nike and Jordan who fail to meet production quota, and any Christians caught or suspected or accused by a covetous neighbor of worshipping God instead of government.
"We chose to execute all our fans to compete with other NFL teams whom already reaped that harvest," Broncos CEO Dung Chow Pain announced by press release from Bejing. "Season tickets at $1,000 each only generate at most $75-million, now our organ harvest division is our most profitable," Pain explained to Broncos shareholders in Ping Dow province. "$5-million per Broncos fan for each organ harvest times 75,000 fans is a $3.5-billion annual profit," Pain said from his palatial Tiki crib in the Carribbean. "We must develop new forward-thinking approaches to reaping new fans for harvest in 2021, such as our successful Mobile Death Vans and China Buffet divisions for executing our TV audience, working closely with our Chicom cable internet providers to track down our meat suppliers house to house, popularized on TV with no-knock raids."
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"Sports stadiums are best utilized for public executions of Christians, Republicans, Indepenents, sports fans and Democrats too old or sick to vote 10 times," say Democrat officials in Denver. The British Rothschilds Federal Reserve Bank prints my money out of thin air to give to our sports arenas then bills the American government," trillionaire Rabbi David Rockefeller smiled and rubbed his hands gleefully. "Thank you to Broncos sports fans for giving me my 87th beating heart this year, I didnt even have to leave the stadium during the games, best halftime Satanic rituals Ive ever seen," added the uncle of Bill Clinton Blythe III and his presidential chief of staff John Podesta.
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Chicom vice president Joe Biden made a campaign stop at the Broncos game, ordering South Park cutouts to "clap for me you stupid bastards!"
Democrat presidential hopeful Joe Pedero Biden gave a stirring speech about how Broncos fans were convinced that its their best interest to wear filthy masks then lay down and die. "Climate Change is very useful for convincing stupid bastards to give up and die," Biden smiled while smelling a little white girls hair. "Covid19 plandemic is even better, with nice folks bending over to get their temperture taken by police pointing thermometer guns at their heads. Thus programming them to tolerate police pointing real guns at their heads. Its the new normal," as Biden pulled the trigger blasting the little girls brains all over the podium then crawling on all fours to lap up her bloody adrenochrome and dig his fingers through her brains for walnut sauce.
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After his arrest and apellate victory in the Baderless Supreme Court, Trump National Security Advisor General Michael Flynn gave a TED peptalk to a ragtag band of a dozen Broncos fans camping to hunt big game in the Rocky mountains. "After Democrat Nancy Pelosi cancelled the election and declared herself president dictator for life, the Democrat governors in California, Oregon and Washington seceded from the union and invited the Chicom Peoples Liberation Army to occupy their rogue nation. President Trump is not a pussy, he promply nuked those Chinese military bases in America, the Chicoms then nuked American cities within missile and bomber range. We need you Broncos fans to stage a peaceful protest to liberate Denver from the Covid19 mask lockdown."
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Another Denver Broncos fan thrilled to be executed for not wearing a mask in Mile High Stadium
Jewish Islamic clerics conducted 10,000s of beheadings in Denver stadiums, of non-muslim infidels, Christians and Broncos fans for refusing to wear hijab masks. "Thank you Comrads Hillary Clinton and Hussein Omamao for liberating Libya from the evil dictator Saddam Hitler Gaddaffi, our Black Lives Slave Markets are now more profitable than evar."
China leads the world in public executions in sports stadiums, but USA is catching up
"Our 20-ton fentanyl shipments are each enough to exterminate every human on the planet," Chicom General Sun Tsu XXXXXXIII announced from NFL HQ in Bejing, "but Orange Man Bad Trump keeps intercepting them with evil American soldiers." The general paused to shoot 53 Chicom drug dealers in the head for failing to meet production quota or sampling the merchandise. The sweating general gleefully continued, "We must use our Red Dawn 3.0 movie to convince our remaining American slaves to give up their firearms and defund police and military before election day. Vote for Comrad Joe if you want to live!"
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