Dr Fauci, head of US bioweapons research worldwide including Communist China and Ukraine, and the universe, testing his latest facemask design on a Liberal volunteer #437,218, during what President Trump called "the invisible enemy attack"
by John Lee
Pirate News TV
Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today his plan to stop Covid19, by working with NASA to send a spacecraft to a far away star system, LV426, after receiving a welcoming radio transmission from deep space, announcing a cure for the novel Chicom virus.
NASA spacecraft parked in Earth orbit under command of NIH director Dr Fauci
"Spoiled Americans care too much about freedom and risk everyone's lives by refusing to wear a mask 24 hours a day," the maskless MD calmly explained from his booster chair. "We need a mask that can never be removed, until its cure is completed and my vaccine profits are deposited in my offshore account," the handsome doctor grinned.
This a reversal from Fauci's previous policy position in January. "Only retarded idiots wear facemasks, except for doctors and nurses of course," explained the director of National Institutes on Health and Drug Profits.
"Its time we shove these motherfucking masks down people's motherfucking thoats," the deminutive mafiosi hissed on the hot mic during a commercial break for NASCAR tested Depens diapers, to nods and knowing glances from his socially distant audience.
NASA received this image broadcast from deep space of the Covid19 cure
Fauci suggested "Nostromo" as its spacecraft name, rather than naming the mission for NASA's usual pagan Roman Illuminati Nazi sex gods. "We quickly built our ship in Wuhan China, thanks to our alien friends sending us 3D print data to duplicate their superior technology," Fauci gushed. "If Trump thinks he can shoot us down with Space Force particle beams, he is sorely mistaken!"
The wise doctor recommended hiring actor John Hurt to head the recon flight to accidentally discover an alien lifeform that can aid recovery from the Wuhan coronavirus and the common cold coronavirus. "Hurt played an astronot in Hollywood and London, he is the new breed of explorer NASA needs," Fauci explained, speaking very slowly so CNN could understand.
Astronot prepares to harvest the cure for Covid19
Fauci added, "Under no circumstances should NASA hire Sigorney Weaver for this important nonmilitary corporate routine recon flight, she is neither a scientist nor a doctor, like Bill Gates, and she's a white woman for Gods sake, hail satan!"
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The NASA mission will recover as many thousands of eggs as possible from the alien caves and return them to Earth before the November election, "this is most urgent," Fauci spoke while rubbing his hands together inside sleeping Joe Biden's underground lair, as Bill Gates, Obama and Hillary nodded approval while standing in a Pentagram stabbing babies. "Fuck Trump for firing me while Im trying to get rich quick on my therapeutics patent that costs 20 times more than hydroxychloquine zinc, plus treating the side effects!"
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"The Captain's nickname will be Dallas, to ensure winning Texas," Fauci smiled, "he will follow our orders and suspect nothing, until its too late," he added with glee. "When the alien cure attaches itself to the suckers' faces, we must ignore quarantine laws to import it back to Earth and require the recovered astronots attend BLM riots, there is no faster cure. We will fly our alien spacecraft right over Trump's damn wall!"
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Bill Gates stepped forward and explained, "I am not a doctor, so you can trust me, I have absolutely no financial nor psychopathic interest in this plandemic, my father ran Planned Parenthood you know, lovingly ending the useless lives of 65-million Americans." Gates added, "Microsoft MSNBC is sending our best robot humanoid drone with Artificial Intelligence on this mission of peace, named ASH2.0, short for Alien Sample Harvest, to ensure safe return of the crew to Bejing, even if all of the crew are asleep in a coma cuddled with an alien facehugger."
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Mr. Obama quickly stepped forward, elbowing fellow college dropout Gates out of the way, "Under no circumstances will white privilege be allowed on this important mission!" The half-white jew Obama added, "Contrary to fake news I am not in CIA, I'm not a British citizen born in Africa to a Communist pornographer, my white mommy is not a pornstar in CIA and my First Lady is not a dude, Mike has a hormone imbalance!"
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Fauci facepalmed and grabbed the microphone, announcing, "We are not wearing masks today because they are useless and cause deadly flesh-eating staph infection, we eagerly await the return of our alien facehugger masks filled with acid." The evil trio turned away from the cameras in the empty bunker and smirked to each other, fondling the small child chained under the dias.
"Everyone is required to purchase Gate's 5G wifi, its 25 times faster than 4G at smashing your DNA to create coronavirus in healthy sheeple, it says so right here," Fauci cackled while maniacally waving his NIH study.
Willing participant in NIH study resting comfortably during mask testing
"Under no circumstances must any doctor prescribe hydroxychloroquine zinc," Fauci warned, "it does not split your DNA like Billy's Covid19 vaccine he patented 5 years ago, that turns you into a nonhuman blob of ectoplasm and paralyzes your hands and feet. We can fix that at Dr. Moreau's island, conveniently next door to our popular vacation islands of Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Biden."
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Gates slapped Fauci on the back, bragging, "My family and I have never been vaccinated, because autistic people are retarded and we selflessly refuse to deny 1 person a vaccine due to shortages, we will just whither away in our mansions while we move our 100s of billions in vaccine income to our nonprofit tax exempt foundations for global warming and population reduction."
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Fauci explained how MSNBC Microsoft and NASA require illegal immunity for the millions and billions of people that must be killed for this Civid19 cure, as a groggy Biden shopped on Amazon for a fleet of 2020 Ferarris.
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The dynamic trio then flew on Jeff Epstein's Lolita Express jet to get a haircut indoors at Nancy Pelosi's closed salon then attended an empty NASCAR race banning spectators, watching Bubba Wallace wearing a 3D printed clone facehugger mask while driving a BLM sponsored car, donating $1B to white pedophile Joe Biden, none to black pedophiles, unless you count Joe's half white crackho VP descendant of slaveowners.
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Half black half white Bubba Wallace won the televised Depens 500 banning all other drivers for voting for President Trump. Bubba bragged on his Depens diaper, with the Depenz Shakycam documenting his diaper change during every pitstop. On the final lap Wallace complained he couldnt breathe then collapsed into a coma when the Covid19 exploded from his bloody chest and smashed into the wall as TV cameras cut away to yet another Depens commercial.
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