Max Life
|
Exclusive, by Jack Ryan Pirate News TV DEALS GAP, N.C. -- What to do for a relaxing daytrip vacation? How about 6-hours crunched into a ball getting slapped around by hurricane winds with your nuts crammed up your prostrate and demons trying to capture you, rob you, slice-n-dice you and eat you? Then hangout with giants who insult your manhood and very existance with their talent. Maybe walk 100 miles home. Sign me up! Thus began another fun-filled adventure to The Gap, riding upon 2-wheels to slay The Dragon, US129 in Blount County, Tennessee. Maybe you've heard of it? Sort of Gatlinburg a century before Dollywood, meets Deliverance, with a heaping steaming rancid scoop of Macon County Line.  See Max Wrist graphic novel below All I wanted was a frosty beverage and tasty burger n chips at the world famous Deals Gap Motorcycle Resort, or slaw since I pretend to be keto. I got my wish, and more. By chance, I witnessed the current reigning world champion god of extreme riding. Max Wrist. The Ghostrider of the 21st Century. Will we survive the encounter? Who TF is Max Wrist? A veteran biker dude who travels the universe earning a living riding fast motorcycles on Youtube. Hats off, that's not easy. I admire his skillset and team building. Fans buy him new rides. Street muscian panhandling at 200 mph. A doctor of drama and death-defying doom. Why do most fans watch motor races? To see the crashes. Might as well cash in. But freedom isn't free, its illegal. Freedom is a literally a crime. In Amerika. |
|
I tried it myself. Got a degree in it. Commuted to work on the German Autobahn at 130 mph for 3 hours nonstop in formation traffic, where the speed limit is 250 mph. 100 racing schools in England at a dozen tracks, 100 practice days, 100 races on TV in front of 100,000 spectators, funded by a lil prize money and loading nuclear bombs on supersonic bombers with explosive controlled demolition of US airbases with 100 nukes. Hosted my TV show, won awards in Hollywood, featured on History Channel, shoutout from SNL. 100-million video views and 200 banned videos. Epic fail financially, for me.
All I really got was Gulf War Syndrome, after taking out the 4-star General USAF chief of staff leading Operation Desert Sheild bombing of Iraq, fired for lying to Congress about my 12-man mutiny to his treason arming our enemies during war, to keep my wife out of military prison on false charges by the traitors. Serialkillers got in the way of my racin career, mortal combat deathmatch, they LOVE killing but I don't play either. My competitors graduated to $30-million year contracts in Formula One and Victory Lane at Indy 500, they won the motorsports lottery. Some died trying. RIP. RAF Upper Heyford was closed, salt the Earth. Wife got a job offer to Pentagon, she told the Secretatary of Defense to FO and retired, so VA stole her pension, for a couple decades.  "I have decided to set myself on fire... but not for very long." My double centerfold spread in Italy's AUTOSPRINT magazine while competing in the British Formula 3 Championship, useless anti-smoking PSA As my overworked underpaid professor screamed to class in college, "THERE ARE NO JOBS IN TELEVISION! NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET A JOB!" He was wrong. One did, despite Knoxville Tennessee being headquarters for a major network media empire, that my investigative journalism helped scuttle, "that would bankrupt the city taxpayers forever," to quote a city councillor in a private phone call to me, upset that local police-run cartheft wrecker mafia kept setting her cars on fire. They stole my cars to punish my journalism about cops murdered by cops and their chopshop mafia. Another of my professors with a masters degree in Communications only got paid $25,000 a year as local news director, where the entire crew are unpaid interns forced to work 6 months fulltime without pay for a bankrupt national syndicate. Its appears Mad Max is doing alot better than me or the average TV professional, besides prison life. Quite the soap opera amongst forum keyboard jockeys. Shocking how gullible sheeple are with Fake News, commie courts and gossip. Matthew 25 in the Bible says care for those in prison or you will never get to Heaven. He said she said. She never testified in court, no cross-examination under penalty of perjury. She did the same to 2 other husbands. All women are crazy FYI, ask them. No actual evidence, whoever calls 911 first wins. Ive had several GFs threaten to lie to get me arrested, or threaten to lie to a hitman, or hired a hitman, or tried to off me themselves. BPD DID MPD are no joke. It costs $100,000 cash for a jury trial, plus appeals, perhaps more in a foreign military court, more if you are innocent. 1% of Americans can afford justice, not even a multibillionaire President of the United States was allowed on TV, social media nor 1 day in court, where Supreme Court justices vacation with pedophile pimp spies for adoption services who didn't suicide themselves in prison. Most people just give up and sign papers, for free rent, even billionaire TV superstars. Max Wrist is the Martha Stewart of sportbikers. They really have no choice. Free public defenders are paid $1-million to lose, disbarred if they dont. Instead, I choose to put a few of my crazy girlfriends in prison, 12 of them at once, a new Guiness World Record. For heinous crimes like hosting Bible home church, poverty, severe mental illness from pedo rape, traumatic brain injury, addiction and buying $5 Sudafed at Walgreens. That company stole $450,000 from my dad via Greendot card scam, with immunity from arrest in cahoots with a gang of crackdealing DEA informants with 100s of kills, they impersonated FBI agents in my dad's case but FBI refused to investigate, same as detectives at TBI, KCSO and KPD.  My fiance's mugshot after waking me with a baseball bat to my head then set me on fire, she got 2 days jail for that, 10 days jail for saying "I love you" They look so cute in red jumpsuits and matching handcuffs and legirons, getting an extra 10 days for daring to whisper, "I love you" in court, hugging and kissing in prison till the laughing guards yell, "Take your hands off that man!" It's handy to have 5 GFs in jail at once, 1 found out where the other parked my stolen car, the police detective never asked her, I had to tell him she was in jail. I've had 2 cars stolen by police and their chopshop copkilling mafiya, as seen on TV with "slam-dunk" classaction lawsuits, my lawyer got 2 guns put to his head, "we gonna blow your brains out if you don't do what you're told," case dropped, never got my cars back. 1 naughty GF is alot more reliable at recovering stolen cars than 1,000s of police officers, sheriffs deputies and 1 multibillion-dollar international law firm. My lawyer was later murdered. My dad, buried in an unmarked grave. Same as my mom. Both starved to death by forced morphine OD during C1984 lockdown.  Selfie by Pirate News One GF called me this week screaming that I forced her into rehab, for the 3rd time. Everyone screams the day they go to rehab. Doctors refused to give her antibiotics after open heart surgery to replace valve destroyed by endicarditis from staph infection, probably from shooting up CIA heroin. She screamed it's all MY fault that she missed doctor appointments and didn't call her pharmacy while passed out in a traphouse lol. She and her dealers know I raid and forfeit traphouses that OD my GFs, or off them with police assistance. I said awesome Im proud of her. Rehab is a billion times better luxury than jail, prison or morgue. I nearly passed out injecting antibiotics into her PICC line directly into her heart and watching her nurses suck blood from her neck. Fuck that shit, that's why Im not a rich doctor.  My girls admit I saved their lives with incarceration and rehabs, but I can't save them all. Stephanie Mendez got 2 years prison for possessing 10 tobacco cigarettes. Our final call she said I love you 10 times in a row, so excited to move in with me, or her soul knew Hell was approaching. On day of her release she was kidnapped and forcibly overdosed on fentanyl, then butchered alive. I was supposed to be there, I got the day off for her, but I was too tired to drive 8 hours no sleep after 14 hours driving at work, just to see her 5 minutes, after change of plans for her mom to pick her up. Then a big fight with her mom, thats why I was backup. Nashville police refused police reports, refused rape test, detectives said they were ordered to stand down, coroner purjured date and cause of death. The judge laughed as he ordered her death penalty, with execution by cutting out her beating heart, after 1 day in forced coma on fentanyl, not allowed Narcan, all symptoms normal for sleep and medically induced coma. The butchering was without pain meds nor sedatives, only a paralyzing daterape drug to stop her screaming and running away, by the top ranked billionaire leader of US Congress, Dr Frankenfrlst, for $5-million profit. Her kidnapper Dopeman was his employee. OD 1 day before I was scheduled to broadcast his live concert from Murvil at Foot of the Dragon. Note that President Trump called fentanyl from Communist China a "chemical weapon attack", one truckload is enough to kill every human on the planet. Same China that attacked USA and the world via Covld19 bioweapon funded $150-million by Joe l3iden, Dr Fauxi, Husseln Obanna, Hilary Cllnton, Blll Gates, George Soios aka Schwartz Gorjey, CIA and Pentagon.  Stripper exfiance nearly died from staph infection in foot from shooting CIA heroin. I saved her life by 911 Narcan and again by raiding her traphouse resulting in daily wound care in jailNow in 2021 the border is wide open again, zero criminal background checks nor infectious disease testing, zero arrests for 40-million felons, zero court costs, zero fines, zero arrests for skipping court, with instant citizenship and welfare, $500-billion in Covld19 unemployment funds stolen by OG foreigners, gangster paradise, in Blount County. Unless you're a biker citizen on the Dragon with 14,000% increase in tickets, where even cops riding sportbikes to work are murdered without warning by police, resulting in permanent closure of Rockford PD. I digress. Back to the story. I met up with Sergeant Max and his friends at the DGMR. All I saw was his posse's Insta360 One X videocam on a pole -- a demon-possessed editing nightmare made from magic fairy dust and a timewarp portal -- carving through the packed parking lot like a shark through a kiddie pool. Dang I bet that's the infamous Max Wrist! I introduced myself, he's a very likeable gentleman, same for his crew. FireBlade Fedy, Bad Kitty and the ladies. They've been camped in the alps of East Tennessee for 6 weeks, slaying dragons and Dragonslayers. Technically MaxWrist is a local, got his rookie training at Deals Gap. A healthy dose of adrenaline ensued. I attempted to keep up with him, but he ditched me after the first curve lol, 317 curves to go in 11 miles, give or take a couple miles, so the myth goes. Normally I do a better job of peddling, slowed by an 8 year layoff from bikes to drive tractor trailers 24/7 dodging bullets aimed at my heart. Now Im broken and worn out from 320 hour shifts lifting 30,000 pounds daily, riding a new-to-me baby Ninja with 4-year-old dryrot tires that I've not got comfortable with, though I do love the bike alot, a moped really, it meets my needs for now, I highly recommend it. In theory a 300 is faster than a 1000 on a curvy road, higher corner speed, less lean angle for same speed due to less weight/mass. MotoGP versus Moto3 125s prove that, with an expert rider, shorter corner times, higher corner speeds. But the Ninja 300 has a steel frame with only a 60 pound weight advantage over a 1000R, perhaps assisted by a slim twin cylinder engine for steeper lean angle. Gauntlet thrown. Challenge accepted.  Textbook form without body crossing centerline for consistent safe lean angle without alienating the natives Another problem is my tiny town has no parking lots for kneedraggin school, except beside the police station, "reckless driving" in Tennessee, even at 20 mph. It is illegal to learn how to ride a motocycle. It is illegal to display skill in riding a motorcycle. "Excessive Lean Angle" without dragging a knee is evidence of crime in Blount County courts, in my experience. NM that's the only way 2-wheeled tandem vehicles can negotiate corners, I testified. That same citizen can travel in a 200 mph boat without a boater license. They can legally fly an aircraft without a pilot license, at over 600 mph breaking the sound barrier if they can afford to, or find an employer to pay for fun. Aviation is a choice of bikers tired of arrest at 190 mph on the Dragon. The Dragon is all about corner speed since there are no straights. But it has the same death rate as the Isle of Man TT racing circuit on public highways. Im spoiled by the relative safety of race tracks. Extensive runoff areas with soft barriers, constant radius, smooth asphalt, visible exits, skilled travellers, no oncoming traffic, ambulance crew, often doctor and helicopter on site, plenty of witnesses if you are naughty. The Gap has none of that, plus wild beasts that eat you. Bring a parachute. The Dragon is officially named as one of The Most Dangerous Roads In The World, a Hell Road, with 35 deaths and up to 18 cops in 11 miles. I ride accordingly. I know where the bodies are buried, with ghosts. The lucky ones get a 4 hour taxi ride to hospital for $10,000. Hollywood makes movies there. Its almost like the local governments want you dead. Big Brother censors the word Countersteering from the Tennessee Motorcycle Rider License Test Guide, instead showing a picture guaranteed to kill 100% of riders 100% of the time and the lack of it causes 90% of crashes according to government reports banned from all kids in school. Where kids are banned from learning math or how to sign their name, banned from using the words m0ther f@ther or f@mily, DARED to do drugs, where preschool kids are forced to learn how to have sex with adults and coerced to chop off their dick and balls without approval from sperm donors and egg layers. Is our chillens lernin? Are you awake yet? Blount County sheriff even has his own private racetrack funded by taxslaves, to help cops catch bikers without falling off the mountain, again, but can't find 100 of his missing police cars. With 636 curves in one 22-mile lap, I find the Dragon exhausting and impossible to memorize, though I grew up coming here, before the superbike invasion, before the internet, before Interstates, before gas exceeded 20-cents a gallon. Back in the day I played golf on the Dragon, before ALCOA Corp bulldozed its VIP executive resort to build a max-security gated airfield with locked hangers and refueling, and moved 1,000s of jobs to Mexico. Thats when the ethnic cleansing of bikers on the Dragon began, in an attempt to build another private Super VIP gated community for governors and Congress critters. The local state rep was alleged to be the crack kingpin of Tennessee, "who stopped at every crackhouse from here to Nashville to pickup his payoffs" said other state reps, due to Constitutional immunity enroute to legislative sessions. He had a DEA agent living with him when he chopped the leg off a Dragonslayer in his driveway hit-and-run, flown by sheriff helicoptor to a hospital in Kentucky for hemodialysis before return to Blount County where a THP trooper donated a DUI blood test sample as the sobered state rep turned himself in for homicide arrest. The killer state rep suicided himself before his passenger the governor testified in his $2.5-million wrongful death trial that burned down the house of the police chief FBI agent investigator of the murdered biker. Yikes my mom almost married that guy, he woulda been my daddy... Now i carry a tourniquet and EMT kit. These days I ride the Dragon to relax at 110 mph and meet interesting people from around the world. I highly recommend it. I even proved in court that the speed limit is 65 mph, not the posted 30, and that cops testilie outside their jurisdiction, you're welcome. FYI there is no shame in pulling over at the many parking areas to allow faster riders to pass, thats what makes this road special. Like moths drawn to a bugzapper.  Yes biker cops love to visit Pete's Wall of Shame Ironically, it was retired police officer Pete Leary who turned Deals Gap into a motorcycle resort for sportbikers and renamed US129 the Dragon. He got his arm broke and thrown in jail for his efforts, by the local moonshine sheriff, winning $50,000 for false arrest, the sheriff won a prison sentence for rape and other high crimes, he was suicided before prison. Pistol Pete survived a shootout in the Deals Gap corral, winging a wanted murderer in the ass, to be arrested at hospital out of state. Even Pete's wife Doris gunned down a burgler in their home, dead. So Mad Max fits right in with the world-famous Deals Gap gang. May he and his friends ride safe. God bless them everyone, and God save the USA. A Day In The Life of A DragonslayerBy Jack Ryan, Pirate News TV           Visit the world famous Dragonaters blog 
|
|
The following article is archived for non-commercial purposes. Click link for photos and more info.  15 minutes with… MaxWristWe at Superbike Freaks are massive fans of anyone who pushes the boundaries on bikes. Ghostrider was probably the first to publish his exploits on mainstream media but since then, there hasn’t really been anyone who has captured our attention in the same way until MaxWrist appeared on the scene. MaxWrist is famous for his high-quality, well-edited video clips of him chasing down supercars on the road and racing them, with his signature move being a high-speed wheelie as he overtakes them. Superbike Freaks approached MaxWrist to ask if he’d be willing to answer a few questions for us to demystify the myth and give an insight into the person behind the brand… and he was… so here you are! Mr Wrist, hi! Thank you very much for agreeing to chat with us and answer some questions. Firstly, tell us a bit about your riding history – how long have you been riding, do you do any racing, motocross or stunt riding?My riding history is not really much history at all. I didn’t start riding until I was 29 years old. I always wanted a motorcycle from a young age but just never got one. I owned a Corvette and an s2000, I always liked fast toys. I just decided to go out and buy a sportsbike one day. Went to the dealership and saw a tricolor Honda CBR1000RR and knew it was the one. I didn’t talk to anyone before buying the motorcycle. I just liked the look of the CBR so that is why I chose it. Many people find it hard to believe that my first motorcycle ever was a 1000cc, but I already knew I liked speed so a 1000 was the only choice for me. I was living in North Carolina at the time and wanted to find some people to ride with because I didn’t know anybody who rode. I went on the Meetup site and found there was a riding group in Raleigh called Triangle Sport Bike Riders. I went to one of the bike nights and met a bunch of good guys. I started doing the group rides with them through the twisties of Wake Forest. The guys would talk about how awesome it was riding in western North Carolina in the mountains. The first mountain road I ever rode was “The Devils Whip” NC80 in Marion, North Carolina. I fell in love with riding the super twisty roads of the mountains and went out to ride anytime I could. I always search for the perfect mountain roads to ride now. What part of the world are you in at the moment? It looks like northern Italy from some of your videos because of the scenery & the fact there are so many supercars around. If you were anywhere near me, you’d be pulling wheelies on really bumpy roads past Minis and Ford Focuses, maybe the odd Aston if you’re lucky…A lot of my riding was filmed in Italy. It’s not that there are supercars everywhere in Italy, but there are a few places where there are loads of them, just like the states e.g. Newport Beach, California. The place where I find the most supercars in is Maranello (where the Ferrari factory is located). You literally see a different Ferrari every minute there. I had to stop going to Maranello though. I was in all the local newspapers and TV there and they didn’t really like what I was doing (laughs). The main road I ride leads up to Asiago where quite a few supercars go so I’ll catch them going up and down that road. I usually see at least one supercar every time that I go there. How long have you been doing MaxWrist and how/why did you start?MaxWrist officially started in September of 2015. It started because I was using my name on my original accounts which started getting popular and ultimately I ran into some trouble at my job because of it. So MaxWrist was basically a name change to mask my identity. It didn’t work so well though, people that were subscribed to me before instantly knew it was me even though I got a new bike, gear, name, etc. Is MaxWrist your job or just something you do just for fun?Riding started as hobby for me. Editing became another hobby of mine because of riding. Since I have had a lot of success with both it will soon become full time. I look forward to that day. Right now I only ride on the weekends when the weather is good, which is not often. In the near future I will be able to ride full time, so standby because you haven’t seen anything yet! What are you currently riding? I’ve seen you on all sorts – ZX10, S1000RR, CBR1000, R1…I currently ride the BMW S1000RR. The only reason I will ride the other bikes is if something has happened to the BMW. Maintenance, repairs, or the police have confiscated it (laughs). What do you think is the best bike you’ve had and why?The BMW S1000RR is miles ahead of any other bike I’ve ridden (though I haven’t ridden new models of any other bikes). The CBR, R1, and GSXR1K that you’ve seen in my videos are all older than the BMW. The BMW has outrageous power, turns well, it’s comfortable, has great features, looks awesome… it’s the best bike in every way imaginable. Do you own the bikes you ride or are you sponsored?I own the S1000RR and CBR1000RR. The other bike were loaners while the police were trying to take me down for quite a long time. I don’t have any sponsors. I have had people reach out to me to promote products, but it hasn’t been anything that I’ve been really excited about that I cannot afford on my own. The only things that I really want are some more bikes to ride. People always comment that they want to see me on a Kawasaki H2, which I’d definitely like to try. I’d like some better camera equipment as well. A really fast drone that could follow me around would be awesome. Funny you say that – one of the Superbike Freaks team is a drone videographer so we will be producing some drone footage this year! So, what about crashing – have you had any accidents or close calls while filming?Many. I’ve crashed 8 times in the 4 years that I’ve been riding. 5 of them are on film. All the crashes can be found on . As far as close calls goes, I pretty much have one every time I ride. There is a heavy price for progression and I’m impatient. How do you rate the gear (leathers/helmet) you use?My gear has always saved my ass. I’ve never got hurt in any of 8 crashes. I don’t joyride. I only go out to rip, so I’m always in leathers when I ride. How long does it take you to put together a new clip? Do you often go out and not find any other cars/bikes worth including?Whether I find a supercar or not, I will have something worth posting every time I go out and ride. The supercar videos are just the most popular. The Instagram and Facebook videos are fairly easy for me to make; I usually spend an hour or two putting them together. The YouTube videos are a different story. Because of the way YouTube is set up, I want the videos to be 4-5 minutes long. So I don’t get a YouTube worthy video every time I go out and ride. It not so easy to make 5-minute video of savage riding and people seem to complain a lot about compilations. What’s been your best MaxWrist moment?It’s hard to say what my best moment has been. I am thankful for all the support that I get every day for the subscribers, followers, and fans. I think the best moment is still to come – 2017 should be an awesome year for me. Stay tuned! …and your worst?The worst moment for me would definitely have to be when the police took my bikes. I’ve since got them back, but when they took them I was in a black hole for a while. Fortunately some really good friends helped me out and got me some bikes to ride during my time of need. I missed out on a lot of riding in 2016 though. I didn’t have my BMW or CBR almost the whole year What’s next for MaxWrist?There are some really exciting things in the pipeline I’m working on for 2017. Hopefully it will be the year that I can quit my job and ride full time. If that happens it’s game over, you can bet on that! We can’t wait! Good luck for 2017 & we really hope you’re able to ride full-time. Thank you very much for speaking with Superbike Freaks & let us know if you’re ever over in Europe and we’ll do some drone stuff with you!Want more? Follow MaxWrist’s exploits on his and through the below channels.
  |
Comments
Post a Comment