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Ok, tested the theory last night... do motorcycles attract women? YMMV
So i rode my shiny new-to-me Ninja to the local all-night diner. Where ive eaten for 45 years. Coincidentally where my xfiance maybe works, after she got out of prison then ghosted me -- my exorcism was a success. She was fired from there years ago, every job fired her sooner or later. She goes to jail often, now shes due. So did she still work there? IDK.
Didn't see her, IDC, i was hungry. After i paid my bill n started walking out, i heard a voice threating to arrest me if i ever eat there again. There was no face. It was behind me. CLOSE. Practically breathing down my neck...
I didnt turn around but instantly recognized that evil hiss, demonpossession. Hair rose on back of my neck, bloodpressure spiked, adrenalin rushed, kept walking. Tactical retreat. First rule of survival, situational awareness, FAIL. First rule of combat, never allow a known homicidal maniac to sneak up behind you, WITH A KNIFE, close enough to end you, FAIL.
The joint is full of knives. She enjoys suckerpunchin me, and pistolwhipping dudes while robbing them, and smashing my things, and killing my pets. Glad she didnt steal my phone or smash it again. Or pour hot coffee on my face. That went better than i expected. No Bible study then, her fav pastime, besides drugs.
I exited calmly, hoping she neglected to destroy my bike as i blissfully enjoyed my BLT n hashbrowns. Believe it or not, this was more fun than our typical dinner date.
I had planned to talk to the dude with the Fying Tigers camaro, he was leaving behind me, but i recalled her several attempts to murder me, such as parking in middle lane of 12 lane interstate at rush hour to suckerpunch my face, or cry, depending on the day.
So i calmly got on my bike n rode off into the sunset, balls still attached.
Shes very shady with a knife, while hugging n kissing with a black tactical blade held behind my back, furious that i gave her a mercedes for xmas, or her married dealer megachurch sugardaddy was, so he wound up her BPD MPD psychopathic schizophrenic speedball psychosis, sent her kill me, before I put his microdick fatass in jail.
7 years of nightmares fighting the hitmen she promised to lie to off me. She said her dream was standing over my corpse in a pool of blood.
I only went to say hi, not looking to date her, i have a new fiance, her equally crazy homicidal felon bff she told me to marry, who she then got insanely j of since i was dating both of them, and a few more. My fiance got my name tatted on her. My xfiance got her married Christian sugardaddy dealer's name tatted on her boob after prison, with the money I gave her. Same married Christian dealer sugardaddy who was banging her sister for drugs while she was in prison.
I once asked her if she evar graced the cover of Just Busted Newspaper, since another of my naughty gfs was that day? As she climbed in bed, she replied yeah, 50 times (duoh!). Yes, i put her in jail a few times myself, she admitted that saved her life, and saved her leg from amputation.
But i never recognized my xfiance last night, Ive not seen her in a year and a half, not since hugs n kisses n Uno n junkfood in prisons.
I only saw a short fat granny troll hiding behind glasses, not the 100 pound stripper with a skin-tight uniform the last time I drove her to work at the diner (fired after 1 week for lookin too effin hot and bad memory from epilepsy), no creepy maniacal laugh, whom i loved, and was hated by some of her alter personalities unable to tell the difference from her rapists.
It was an important night, i sold my last bike 8 years ago, my Triumph Daytona 600, partly to help her pay bills, maybe thats what set her off, 2-wheeled money she didnt get? Or that my current fiance is still smokin hot n rides bikes, whom i cheated with while my xfiance was in prison cheating with a butchdyke she put a hit on? Or that I banged her hot cellies and gfs, including those in prison with her? Or that she watched me pay a $4 tip to another waitress? Or, that i failed to say hi, nor recognize my ex mafia princess, FOR 45 MINUTES? "Ignoring her on purpose." Duoh! Epic Fail. Hey, she changed hair color to black, I didnt hear her talk, never seen her with glasses, never seen her that FAT, is my excuse. No tips for her.
Or, other reasons. She knows I dont tolerate that BS. If thats the OG life she wants, bye, good riddance, thank God.
She did get a lil angry I put her dealers in jail and got their traphouse seized and forfeited, with her arrested inside it, thats what they get for overdosing her -- "is she dead yet" the EMT chick kept asking as Narcan was administered. Yeah she got mad at me for saving her life that day, which got us evicted again, she ran away from the ER to escape rehab then vomited in my car, amazed anyone would care to save a hoodrat (her word) who killed her mom by OD (her family's accusation).
It was her mom who 1st injected her with H as a teen, among other heinous crimes. She still loved her evil demented mom, bawled walking through her shack praying she's sorry to her in Heaven or Hell, windows sold for drugs. It wasn't her fault, entirely. Incest with MPD is often multigenerational.
I understand her story, it explains everything. She's so mean because she's in so much pain, emo pain. Big Brother blocked our visits in Gulag Amerika for C1984 Plandemic coup detat, first time she got excited to meet a man, first time in her life falling for a guy, while tortured to psychosis in solitary. Then she got moved to an 18 hour drive. Her crime was hosting Bible home church and buying $5 sudafed at Walgreens.
Untreated traumatic brain injury with epilepsy since 5 years old, hit-by-car settlement stolen by family. Never met Daddy, or did she during a lapdance, she wondered? 5th grade education, stepdad taught her how to make meth not math.
Strangled, kidnapped, gangraped, cut 17 times, left for dead, police refused to investigate preppy white boys in gang or frat initiation. Raised by pedo junkies. Pedo thug babydads beat her, gangraped her, pistolwhipped her, made her dig her grave, nearly murderered her by home invasion, police arrested her instead. Even the entire darkest hood lined up to beat her when she moved into government housing as a single white mom.
Can't allow anyone to get too close. Best hugs of my life. She said we were BFFs. She was so lonely. Severe trauma. Took years before she let me sleep in bed beside her. She asked me to marry her a few times, when sober.
In prison, I introduced her to 6 of her personalities I met, maybe they bonded? Maybe she killed them? She said she "didn't want to be my pet project", but that was purely for our individual survival. Epidemic of pedophilia wiping out USA, even Miss America. Glad to see she's working her 1st real job. She says she's clean but is a pathological liar. God bless her, I wish her well.
She's too fat to ride on my Ninja anyways, a common symptom of pedo rape, it protects them, nobody wants them, and stronger by lifting 100 pounds of dead weight 24/7. Pedos run the world, including the White House, Supreme Court, Congress, Hollywood. We are all screwed.
Epilog
Now that she is relatively clean n sober, her bitchmeter is off the chart, and it was already off the chart. An armed robber entered the diner to make a withdrawal. When he demanded all the money, instead, she got in his face and told him to STFU and get the Hell outta there. She's been pistol-whipped before, more than once, and forced to dig her own grave. And she's done the pistol-whipping to rob drug dealers with their own gun. Rather than deal with her wrath and perhaps under duress of a Bible verse or 2, he got the Hell outta there. I know exactly how he feels. Maybe that's why she gets bigger tips now than at the strip club.
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