Lord of the Scams

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To reward an excellent sales pitch that made me smile and fed my inebriated delusions of grandeur, I purchased a Lordship land title grant from the aforementioned business entity, allegedly in Scotland. IDK because Ive not visited the product site, nor exercised the slightest bit of due dilligence, besides reading a Facebook ad and searching Google Earth.

Profitable delusions of standing like reptilian hunter David Icke

Once my payment was lifted from my bank account, I received a posh certificate by email (jpg and png). No actual land title is registered of course, its a "souvenir" "novelty" transaction, literally a photograph or work of art. I chose to save $30+ and waive the paper product by snail mail, choosing instead to waste hours printing and framing my parchment masterpiece one day in the distant future.

How I was sold by cheesy Facebook ads, some ads would never sell me but may sell someone of much lower intelligence whose money spends just as well as mine

This consentual transaction is likened to buying non-voting common stock in a corporation, like Berkshire Hathaway, Microsoft/COVID1984 or Facebook, where the CEOS nonconsentually donate $100-billions to their own tax-exempt "charitites" (lol "dumb fuckers") to maintain their billionaire lifestyles, CIA covert ops and pedophile slave auctions while robbing the stockholders and pension funds of dividends and profits. Such stocks are often worth no more than the paper certificate its printed on, regardless of how much invested, even if its your entire 401k.

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During my current bans from Facebook, Twitter and Youtube, my blockaded invisible blog shall reveal the secret mysteries of the universe to discerning truthseekers. I was banned on Twitter for battling hoards of Commie bots overrunning President Trump's page in cyber battlespace, FB just as bad, boilerrooms are busy in Israel.

"I took the COVID19 vaccination. Now the left side of my face is paralyzed. I have Bells Palsy now. I cant smile. This vaccination is the worst thing ever. Please, America, they do not care about us. Do not take this vaccination." (crying)
--The genetically modified nonhuman formerly known as Nurse Khalilah Mitchell RN

200 of my videos were banned by Russian owned Youtube after 200M views, for showing secrets like official NASA Apollo "moonwalks" with studio lighting crash-landing on astronot's helmet as camera crew scurried around devoid of spacesuits, their blood boiling in the deadly vaccuum and gamma radiation of outerspace.

My current 3 day ban on FB is for alleged "hatespeech" (a made-up Orwellian word invented by genocidal kosher communists in Russia), where FB factcheckers in Wuhan Communist China defended the honor of a prison dyke who raped my gf as she lay in her bed passed out drunk on hooch and Remeron on New Years Eve, after I had just proposed to her a couple hours before.

My gfs fun-filled schizophrenia is probably caused by a vaxxine injury

She also has a sleep disorder that renders her in a nightly coma. Rapists love that apparently.

"Danielle Anderson, contributes to Science Feedback - which Facebook has been using to slap 'False Information' labels on articles claiming that COVID-19 originated at the Wuhan institute - where Anderson worked with bat coronavirus."
Facebook 'Fact Checker' Worked At Wuhan Biolab; Ruled Out Virus-Leak While 'Debunking' Articles

"Dr. Fauci gave $3.7 million to the Wuhan laboratory. Just think of it: If this laboratory turns out to be the place where the virus came from, we paid for it. We paid for the damn virus that’s killing us.”
--Mayor Rudy Giuliani

My gf's friends administered violent justice to the gay dyke rapist, whom FBs gay dyke rapist factchangers defended with illegal retaliatory censorship, assault and theft perpetrated upon me during the current Civil War Communist Revolution World War 3 treasonous election fraud coup d'tat to overthrow USA by CIA DARPA MI6 MOSSAD CHICOM n FB.

Todays banned topic is How Many Scams Did You Fall For?

The following comment was censored and deleted from Youtube:

Purchasing Titles of Nobility: To Be or Not To Be Scammed?

When i bought my Lordship i was depressed lonely and half-drunk on a $2 bottle of Andre on New Years Eve. Its the only way my fiance will ever be a Lady, shes actually a hoodrat from the ghetto in prison, where i put her, for trying to murder me n stole my car.

A lot of "British" (German Nazi) royals behave like that, according to history, at least my gf is not a cannibal, tho my last gf was an Irish vampyre witch. Yeah, I watched waaaay too much BTVS, now I only date women who kick my ass. Or bleed me out standing over my corpse in a pool of blood, it "gets them hot," they brag.

A randon vampyre witch whom I never properly dated

I visited Glencoe Scotland once with my dad, we stayed at a castle with the Loch Ness Monster, and toured the Lockerbie terror crash memorial where the CIA bombed PanAm out of business.

PanAm Flight 103 Falseflag Inside Job by CIA which takes credit card orders for EstablishedTitles.com

That was back when i lived in England, where i owned a tiny semidetatched house in Bicester, appeared on TV in front of 100,000 bloodthirsty hooligan racing royalty and spectators, and practiced bombing Oxfordshire with 100 nukes in controlled demolition. I made 15,000 quid profit when i sold my house, TY Margaret Thatcher, then Nazi joo CIA asset george soros aka schwartz gorgey stole 5,000 quids from me on the exchange rate may he burn in Hell.

"Soros" is currently overthrowing USA via COVID1984 scamdemic plus Democrat and Anifa BLM communist riots, 1,000s of arsons, over 60 murders and a few bombings, to "justify" fraudulent illegal mail in votes, yet President Trump still won 81% of the votes, with final Congressional votes and military battles in the next 3 weeks.

EstablishedTitles.com extracted payment via CIAs "Amazon Pay" scheme

My royal Lordship is located west of Dumfries Scotland, its just a tiny farm according to google earth, 3901 miles from my forested estate in Tennessee.

Idk if they ever planted any trees on my Scottish Landlaird's farm, its theoretically possible, but I do chop down occasional trees on my 15 acre farm in USA, so maybe it balances my destroyed Karma?

My mountain rockytop of Tennessee

My Lordship cost me 1/4 the investment of the NIKE FORCE shoes i bought my "loser" (her word) schizophrenic gf in prison that same day, the shoes cured her rape trauma instantly, apparently sexual assault crisis centers are doing it wrong. Hopefully by granting her Ladyship through my generosity as Lord of the Silly Papers, her prior days rape shall be further eased, though, I fear, my Lady shall further scream profanities that failed to invest in her Coca Colas and cheeked meds covered in Hep-C spit.

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Ive purchased a PDF on CIA's Amazon Audible, where I must pay $29.95 every month for the rest of my life to read, er rent, 1 ebook i purchased years ago on the "Cloud" (yes even the sky is for sale), from a company paid $1-billion a year by our bankrupt government to destroy 50% of small businesses and their employees for their communist revolution.

Anyways now i gotta learn to speak Scotch, not just drink it, as befits my noble title of Lordship, to best converse with the Commoners as i tour my 1 foot estate one day.

"Whit's fur ye'll no go past ye. You're a wee scunner! She's up to high doh. A pritty face suits the dish-cloot. Awa' an bile yer heid. Don't be a wee clipe. Yer bum's oot the windae. It's time to get your jags. I'm going ta skelp yer wee behind! Ah dinnae ken. Lang may yer lum reek. Haud yer wheesht. Yer aff yer heid! A nod's as guid as a wink tae a blind horse. You're a long time deid. Here ye mista brains faggots. Spotted dick is queen's favorite dessert. Piss off mate."

Spotted Dick TV

Yes im going to add "Lord" as my official title on my accounts and ID cards, its no more fake than a communist government claiming it has a right to ban the words "boy, girl, father, mother, wife, husband" and charge fake money paid to a private central bank owned by the German Nazi Queen of England that steals all income tax revenue worldwide as interest on money printed out of thin air, for a licensed privelege to wed, travel or buy fags.

My royalty was purchaesed at this farmhouse at EstablishedTitles.com. Their strongest selling point is their FB ad, that promises when my gf orders me to take out the trash, i may politely ignore her until she uses the magic words "Your Lordship". Hopefully without nailing my noggin with a whole cantelope from across the room this time.

1 hour before the flying cantelope, it was worth it haha

Spoiler Alert: Santa Klaus was a cannibal pedophile, same as British royalty. How much is a smile worth? Billions of dollars every "Christmas"

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