We are living in an FU nation

by John Lee

• Eating in a restaurant is bad, but pooping on the sidewalk or on the floor of a store is good.

• If a dude pretends to be a First Lady, you are required to pretend with him.

• The Census must ask citizens personal questions under penalty of 2 months jail and $10,000 fine previously used to send them to concentration death camps, but somehow it’s un-American for the census to count 50M foreign criminals in America.

• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but Russians paying Hillary Clinton half a billion dollars for nuclear bomb materials is good.

• Hillary Clinton paying Russians $300,000 for Facebook ads in Russian to support Donald Trump is blamed on Donald Trump, but illlegal Mexicans voting for Hillary Clinton in our elections is good.

• Posting funny memes will get you banned on social media for supporting Donald Trump, but its okay for tech corporations founded by Pentagon for domestic spying and run by CIA and headquartered in Communist China to censor and brainwash 30M votes in a presidential election in USA.

• It was cool for Joe Biden to “blackmail” the President of Ukraine on TV with $1B taxdollars to "fire the son of a bitch prosecutor", but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump investigates Biden for it.

• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote 10 times after death, or murder innocent women and children in far away nations while defending opium farms.

• Sexualizing children is bad, but forcing children to lapdance on convicted pedophile serialkillers in public libraries, 11-year-old drag queens high on daterape drugs getting sexchanges and children aborting the babies of pedophile rapists without parents permission are good.

• Illegals aren’t required to show ID to vote or become president, but citizens go to prison 3 years for buying $5 cough medicine with ID.

• Citizens are fined and go to jail if they don’t buy their own health insurance and car insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.

• People who have never owned slaves whose ancestors were slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves and whose ancestors were never slaves.

• Inflammatory rhetoric gets you arrested for saying mooslum terrorists attacked Christians, but throwing boiling coffee and punching people in restaurants or shooting them in the back and killing them while they beg for daddy to help them is virtuous and immune from prosecution.

• Citizens posting news links on Facebook is a violation of Community Standards, but Chinese Communist military soldiers, American traitors working in Wuhan bioweapons lab making covid19, and hookers on Backpage are factcheckers banning Americans from Facebook.

• People who have never been to college but worked jobs should pay the debts of deadbeat Communist college students who took out huge loans for drunken sex orgies on drugs and useless degrees.

• Building a wall and using our soldiers to protect our borders from criminals, thieves, rapists, drugdealers, addicts, pedophiles, pimps, murderers, terrorists and deadly diseases is bad, but defending borders of other nations with military martial law and deadly force and spending billions of US taxdollars to build a giant wall in Israel to defend it from its own citizens then genocide them while banning all Christians from immigration is good.

• Immigrants with tuberculosis, polio, leprosy, HIV, covid19 and bubonic plague are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog and cat is vaccinated with cancer and HIV.

• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger, African pirate or Middle Eastern terrorist jihadi who jumps the southern fence or flys by airliner free from Nazi George Soros to run our nuclear power plants is welcome.

• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $10 trillion for “free” health care, "free" housing, "free" food and "free" schooling for illegals is not.

• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country by committing a felony and going on a crime spree you go to college for free.

• Pedophile alcoholic drugaddicted rapist politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.

• Illegals don’t pay taxes nor work jobs, but they get tax refunds when they live in foreign nations.

• We see other countries going Communist and starving in poverty and eating their pets and cannibalizing their children, and it seems like a great plan to us.

• Voter suppression is bad, but arresting 3rd party nominees at presidential debates, not allowing the President to be on the ballot and banning polling stations is good.

• Holding daily presidential press briefing to discuss the FDA approved cures for covid19, military rescues of tortured child sexslaves, arrests of 1,000s of mobsters, and fighting military battles against an invisible enemy in World War 3 in 188 nations is bad, but cancelling elections and arresting 3rd party presidential nominees is good.

• Fourth-of-July parades and American flags are banned, but parades of naked men having sex with naked men in front of children are good.

• President Trump joking about grabbing a slutty actress trying to seduce him by the pussy is bad, but Joe Biden molesting dozens of kids and women on TV, walking around naked in front of married women, and actually grabbing a woman by the pussy in public with his fingers inside her vagina is good.

• A jooish Israeli citizen mayor banned a Christian church from rebuilding after it was crushed by the World Trade Center on 9/11, but paid for a new mooslum mosque be built on the same site.

• Its okay that Israeli "art students" broke into World Trade Center removing windows and taking selfies surrounded by 100s of boxes of detonators for explosive controlled demolition while living months on same abandoned floors hit by airliners on 9/11, and Israeli Mossad terrorists dressed as Arabs driving moving vans painted with an airliner crashing into World Trade Center who were arrested on 9/11 fleeing NYC to the Mexican border and tested positive for explosives, but Christians sitting in their own cars in a church parking lot are arrested for listening to a sermon on their radio.

• All Christian churches are banned today in USA under penalty of arrest, but all jooish rabbis are required to suck the bloody penis of joo babies during circumcision surgury.

• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for their rapes, robberies, drug deals, murders, terrorism and funding the bioweapons lab in Wuhan China that made and released covid19.

• Vitamins, exercise, eating, sunlight, jobs and paying rent are crimes subject to arrest for violating covid19 communist martial law to destroy USA, but murdering 10,000s of hospital patients with test kits infected with covid19, ventilators that explode lungs, and denial of the patented medicine that cures covid19 is the new normal.

• Murderers are catch-and-released to hurt more people to protect them from covid19, but killing criminals in selfdefense is bad when they rape and stab your family because it’s a violation of THEIR rights.

• Spanking unruly children so they learn how to survive in civilized society is bad, but murdering 65M million children and drinking them in Pepsi cola and eating them in 100s of food products and injecting them as vaccines is good.

• Wearing a MAGA hat is bad, but murdering 100,000s of Americans by cutting out their beating hearts and blaming it on drug overdose, suicide or covid19 for $5M insurance fraud is good.

• People who say there is no such thing as gender and that Chistianity is bad are demanding a female President witch in Church of Satan who gangrapes little girls while cutting their faces off to wear as a mask and eating their brains and drinking their blood to get high on adrenochrome THEN murdering them in kiddie snuff porn videos seized by NYPD from convicted pedophile Congressman Weiners laptop.

* And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us “racists.”